1. People who drive 4WDs are selfish and stoopid AND bad drivers!
2. 4WDs are impossible for people in other cars to see around
3. 4WDs are dangerous to other road users, pedestrians, well pretty much everyone
4. They gulp fuel like crazy AND take lots more resources to manufacture
5. Bull bars are unnecessary on urban vehicles and most rural vehicles for that matter
6. They are butt ugly boxes of metal
7. You don't need a 4WD to take your kids to school. Pur-lease!
8. They take up too much space in car parks and on the kerbside
9. They have a high centre of gravity and therefore roll like mo-fos
10. Who THE FUCK needs a 4WD in this city anyway?? Grrrr ...
Because I hate 4WDs soooooo much I have developed a personal creedo regarding my interaction with them on the road. I figure those fools wouldn't be driving 4WDs if they had any driving skills at all and they must be terrified of driving if they surround themselves with so much metal, so I like to reinforce their fears by (a) cutting them off; (b) pulling up short in front of them; and MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL (c) never, ever, under any circumstances at all EVER letting them into my lane. EVER. That would be giving in to brute force and frankly, we shall not be moved.
I encourage you to follow my creedo by using (a) - (c) to let 4WDs know you don't like them and want them piss off and never come back.
Like I said, 4WDs suck.
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